Moped shadow

The slowest ever lap of the TT

The world's highest pizza delivery

The Wrong Way Round

..and more adventure crapitude

The Extreme Trifle Hall of Shame

WRONG WAY ROUND SAHARA

WRONG WAY ROUND SAHARA

In 55 degrees of heat without water, weird things start to happen. In summary, the Sahara is hot.
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WRONG WAY ROUND ICELAND

WRONG WAY ROUND ICELAND

Turns out Hell ain't a bad place to be. It's lukewarm rather than hot and smells a bit eggy.
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ISLE OF NAN TT

ISLE OF NAN TT

The only motorsport event where a hazardous fluid leak comes from the rider not the machine.
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WRONG WAY ROUND HIMALAYAS

WRONG WAY ROUND HIMALAYA

When traversing a mountain road with a 4,000ft drop it's not ideal to have a dizzy spell. Or a puncture.
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WRONG WAY ROUND MONGOLIA

WRONG WAY ROUND MONGOLIA

Sandstorm, thunderstorm, shitstorm. And other things ending in storm.
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MONSOON MADNESS

MONSOON MADNESS

In torrential downpours you need a vehicle with the build quality of a shoe box.
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CHEESY RIDER

CHEESY RIDER

The bikes weren't actually made of cheese but they may as well have been.
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SPONGEFINGER

SPONGEFINGER

You can't sugar-coat a bond villain. Or can you? This is Cold War served straight from the fridge.
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"Long of fork, short of sense"
Bike Magazine
Bike Magazine
"The only thing trembling in fear is credibility"
MCN
MCN
"I knew you'd fuck up"
Charley Boorman
Charley Boorman
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WRONG WAY ROUND

WRONG WAY ROUND

Exactly like the famous "Long Way Round" only shorter. Like a lot shorter.
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RICKSHAW RAMPAGE

RICKSHAW RAMPAGE

The original Indian sub-continent caper in motorised egg-shells. Head South until the land runs out.
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RUSSIAN ROLL-ETTE

RUSSIAN ROLLETTE

A rally in a car that was designed to fall over. Whoever thought leaving off a wheel was a good idea...
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RED BULL FLUGTAG

CHEESY RIDER

The bikes weren't actually made of cheese but they may as well have been.
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CAR TREK

CAR TREK

To blindly go where no man, woman, or gender neutral has been before.
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PLYMOUTH DAKAR RALLY

PLYMOUTH DAKAR RALLY

It started in Portsmouth and never went to Dakar.
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RING STING

RING STING

The ring as in Nurburgring. The sting as in the sensation you get when petrol spills on your gentleman parts.
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PIZZAS TO PALERMO

PIZZAS TO PALERMO

A foolhardy attempt to teach the Italians about pizzas and moped riding.
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CAUCASIAN INVASION

CAUCASIAN INVASION

We came in peace. We left some pieces... (of engine, gearbox, tyres etc)
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RED BULL FLUGTAG

RED BULL FLUGTAG

They go up-diddly-up-up but mostly down-diddly-down-down.
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RED BULL SOAP BOX RACE

RED BULL SOAPBOX RACE

Our entry was neither made of soap or boxes which is a shame as that would have been faster.
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WRONG WAY ROUND ENDURO

WRONG WAY ROUND ENDURO

Five muppets on pizza delivery bikes vs French policeman on a KTM.
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